Chavs in Venice

Her: heels too high for successful perambulation.

Him: all those Burberry essentials.

Her to him (in Essex Street patois): 'I don't give a flyin' fuck about all the old crap, (building to crescendo) I jus' wanna go SHOP - ING!'

I leave the sociocultural analysis to the experts, merely noting a queasy unease that Sean Ryder is in some small way responsible.

posted by Jim @ 1:24 PM